Midsommar Cocktail

When a girl puts her own period blood or period blood clots into someone’s drink as an act of revenge or some sort of witch thing idk.

The prof was failing us so we bought a passion fruit tea for him at Starbucks and slipped him a midsommar cocktail so he’ll chill.

by lexaprofessional December 27, 2020

Misemoji

When you send the wrong emoji to someone
they might get confused/get the wrong idea

Wife: Why did you send an eggplant and a peach emoji to Emily
Husband: It was a misemoji

by anonymous March 9, 2021

misdemeanor

(noun) A minor wrongdoing.

Did you hear about the guy that swore in public? He was fined $2,000 for his misdemeanor.

by MBite April 3, 2021

misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011

midgemullet

a short dude, which is always funny with a mullet, which is even funnier

example..... hmm.... A MIDGET WITH A MULLET!

by OgirlO July 22, 2003

Midgeman

A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.

Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"

Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"

Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"

Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"

Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"

Tillie: "(sigh), yes"

by Mr Mc October 23, 2008

MIDSM

abbreviation for Michigan Club DSM
a mainly michigan group of mitsubishi eclipse,eagle talon and plymouth laser owners of all years. Althouhg a few Lancer Evolution , Mitsubishi 3000gt and Dodge Stealth owners frequent the meetings and site

1. "Those guys on MiDSM are such slackers, but they know heir stuff"

2." MiDSM is having a get together, we should check it out "

by Tayrob January 5, 2008