Midland

A band made up of Mark Wystrach, Jess Carson and Cameron Duddy, who dress in a radical style which can only be described as tropical cowboys. The band formed in Dripping Springs, TX, and has been playing music together since early/mid 2010's. Their most popular song is Drinkin' Problem, from their 2017 album On The Rocks, which has skyrocketed them into mainstream country stardom with their dynamic and vintage sound. The band is also known as The Gator Boys.

Hey, did you hear the new Midland album?

Yes, The Gator Boys sound as great as ever!

by HelloHeyHiThere February 21, 2022

Åsa Molander

A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.

A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"

by fransosse March 22, 2022

mainlander

mainlanders are people from mainland part of china (basically the communist part) They are considered by their non mainland (hong kong and taiwan or non-communist) chinese counterparts to be annoying, vile and most of all disgusting (what do you expect when they are living through communism?) some modern tinkers are now considering to use the term mainlanders to describe a type of sub humanism(because where ever they go they seem to show very inhumane acts)..... like when the nazi described romanians as gypsies.

hey is that another subhuman mainlander take a shit inside a shopping mall?

the gurkha regiment should come back to hong kong and close up our borders from these mainlander fucks

by aryan male October 4, 2010

Midland

One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.

Person 1: Im like totally hanging out at Jen's house in Midland Tonight
Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.

by firefox4tehwinzyo April 1, 2009

Midland

A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.

Crih: Hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?

Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?

Crih: Idk...

Hsu: Yep, thats Midland

by Laniqua y Chonquique June 16, 2011

Midland

A town in the middle of no where Texas, were everyone is too involved in sports. That has horrible shopping but great mexican food.

You can so tell she's from Midland.

by I am the world June 5, 2010

mainlander

Communists.

gongchandang: "Love live the People's Republic of China!"

other guy: "wtf is that mainlander doing"

by gimme the money May 14, 2017