Midgit

one of the first creatures the holy FSM created on our planet. the spelling is often mistaken as midget, with an E instead of an I. R'amen.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created Midgits, Mountains and trees after heavily drinking, then rested and created the rest of the world at the end of the week. R'amen.

by faithful follower of the FSM March 28, 2009

mingin'

Disgusting, Grungy, Ugly, Manking etc.

Don't go out with her, she's mingin'.

Yuck, your jacket is mingin'

by Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha June 24, 2005

Midgit

A person who can easily be thrown because of shortness.

"I once saw 5 midgits covered in thousand island dressing, so i tossed them into traffic" - Nardo

by Nardo May 5, 2003

Milgin

{noun} The wrinkles you get when you are underwater for extended periods of time.

I need to get out of this pool.. I'm getting milgins.

by Anthony Simon September 3, 2003

midgism

Midgism is a slang word used for discrimination against short people, often called “midgets”.

boy: Haha, check out that midge! She's so small, what a loser!

girl: That is midgism... you're so mean!

by AutomaticEyes June 10, 2009

Mindgina

The erogenous zone in your brain.

"That guy whispered such a dirty fantasy in my earhole, my mindgina got soaking wet."

by FemmeBrulee April 17, 2012

mingingitis

one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'

that girl from the club last night looked like she had miningitis

by quoccy boi March 8, 2004