Microshock

An immature cunt that ruins online events.

Dude, stop being such a Microshock.

by Fuckman35 January 2, 2010

microfuck

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004

microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003

microcock

Bill Gates.

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.

by amnca November 5, 2003

microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

a miner's lung disease caused by inhaling microscopic particles of silicone

that dude died of microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis last week

by mazzy June 28, 2005

Microscope

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

Micro$uckup

A tireless defender of Micro$oft and its products. Typically stays online 24/7 to rebut all criticism of the most holy of holies.

Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!

What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!

What a Micro$uckup

by evildave August 12, 2009