microwife

Referring to the microwave as your wife. As she's the one cooking your meals.

I'll be home late tonight, I guess it'll be dinner with the microwife again.

by BartB October 8, 2008

microskirt

Something that you look at and your looking up. Used by girls who liked to be noticed.

Man did you see that girl in the microskirt? She is hot!

by Eastb01 January 6, 2007

microskirt

a very short skirt(even shorter than a miniskirt)

How can you wear a microskirt in the middle of winter?

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2008

micropixie

alien with extraORDINARY abilities...

micropixie is an alien with extraORDINARY abilities

by single beige female May 16, 2006

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

macro-microwaving

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.

Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

microvisit

The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.

"Have you talked to Mike lately?"
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"

"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."

by mmia2 September 25, 2009