mickey mouse bullshit

A term used for issues that seem incredibly irritating and miniscule.

"Look, I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit. I have more important things to do."

by Andrew Wesker December 30, 2007

get micked

A more cultured variation of "get fucked", and can be used in a variety of settings and incidents.

It doesn't even have to make sense when you say it.

Person A: You're ugly!
Person B: Get micked.

by b3yonce October 13, 2021

MickelStink

Pro golfer Phil Mickelson's nickname when he loses.

MickelStink choked away the 2013 U.S. Open.

by Sajak June 16, 2013

Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.

“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”

by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019

Mickey Rourked

To have had really bad plastic surgery.

Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.

The veterinarian that my family has used since I was little used to be kinda cute. Just saw him the other day. Good God!!! He has overdone hairplugs, the falsest teeth you've ever seen and the worst facelift in history, he Mickey Rourked himself.

by littlebabychookchook October 17, 2008

mickblock

Being unable to ridicule a friend, because the thing they are being ridiculed for is so extreme or embarrassing.

Friend 1: Hahaha did you hear that Bob shit himself and had to go home early from the cinema's yesterday? Can't wait to take the mick out of him!

Friend 2: Dude, you can't say that to him it's way to embarrassing!

Friend 1: What a mickblock.

by ali.919146585454741 July 9, 2011

Mick's Mix

1.5 Bottles of Everclear
Gallon of Gatorade
12 pack of mountain dew voltage
Creeps up and touches you. Get's you fucked up really fast

"mick's mix has got me feeling fucking great tonight. It's about nap time right now dude"

by bcrichie March 1, 2015