mikhail

the sexiest motherfucker ever and has the biggest dick in the world can kick the shit out of chuck norris and god at the same time and gets all the girls and money he wants

awesome people are such mikhails

by hugh jacock March 20, 2013

Michaiah

Michaiah is amazing and gorgeous and has gorgeous features. she is a mean but nice, mysterious but and open book, and all around confusing but she is the most beautiful soul you’ll ever meet. she has all types of friends and will accept anyone. she will never leave your side and is a great listener. she is kinda petty and a bit rude but she just doesn’t know how to properly express emotions. she loves to eat and is easy to please. she may have hit standards but is easy to approach. she is one of a kind and will always see everything through. she thinks with her heart not her head. she responds with emotion to many situation. she is very stubborn at times too. don’t cross her because she may be cute but she is a person that can mess up your life in an instant. she is amazing and will light up the room with her gorgeous smile. when she gets a boyfriend she will be everything he’s ever wanted. although all these things are true she can be sad and depressed sometimes. and sometimes she feels alone and feels like a maniac and feels she completely lost her mind. and in these times just let her be. she likes to figure things out alone. but when she does figure it out you’ll be the first to know if she’s your best friend. she is fierce and will always be the one to call if your in trouble.

mia-michaiah is one of a kind truly

by my neck my back lick my ***** January 27, 2020

Nick Mikhail

Nick Mikhail is the ultimate matrep.

In 2015 he rents car to sublease it but ended up losing the car due to singapore's Central Narcotics Bureau impounding the car for suspicion of having some drugs in the vehicle.

He also was extremely tardy on replying the car owner's messages and payments.

In 2019, Police officers also entered his home for unknown reasons and found illegal contrabands in his home.

In 2023, Nick Mikhail rented a BMW M3 from a rental company in singapore, He ended up breaking the lease agreement and also wrapped the car in a shitty vinyl wrap. He essentially breach the agreement by having a lapse of payment for late return of the vehicle forcing the company to repo the car in question.

Nick Mikhail often "flex" his wealth online, but there are many who question his wealth. It could all be rental items.

Nick Mikhail is the final Yalam boss in the game called "malay 4 lyf"

Brah stop flexing things that do not belong to you, You're being a Nick Mikhail, please fuck off.

by Super skinz club 4 lyfe July 25, 2023

Mikhail

the embodiment of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

watching a mikhail is like watching a lit candel in a microwave. try it out and youll get it

by slave six August 14, 2008

mikhail

A person who drives off a 150ft cliff, and comes back alive!
Well known for gas.

My brother drove of a huge cliff
What a mikhail!

by Jacked off February 22, 2008

Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.

"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "

by Dave March 25, 2004

Mikhail

(Noun: a Mikhail or the Mikhail) Someone who, rather than lying on a lawn chair, would dig a hole in the ground, jump in it, burry himself, dig himself back out and use the pile of earth to build a life-sized sculpture of himself.

Why did Tom show up to the party with wet clothes? He pulled a Mikhail and swam here from up-upriver.

by hsama February 7, 2010