Mick Jagger Pants

Tights pants.

"Wow, I love your skinny jeans!"
"They aren't skinny jeans.. They're my Mick Jagger pants!"

by Mick Jagger pants wearer. September 26, 2009

Mick Jagger Syndrome

A mental disorder that makes someone think Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones is attractive. Symptoms include kicking everyone to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. The most famous case is American pop star Ke$ha, who has been suffering from Mick Jagger Syndrome since birth.

Ke$ha- "And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger."

Bob- "What? Mick Jagger isn't even attractive!"

Jane- "Hey shut up she has Mick Jagger Syndrome. You shouldn't make fun of people with disabilities!"

by bradwhatevaaa March 29, 2010

A Mick Jagger

A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.

I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.

by BennyBen[S] January 23, 2009

Ollie Mick Jagger

A skateboarding trick...its like a 180 boneless...but not really.

Andy:Do you guys skate?

Jon: Yeah...Why??

Andy: Can you do an ollie Mick Jagger?

Jon: what the fuck is that??

Andy: its like a 180 boneless...but not really.

Jon:.....No.


-Actual Conversation

by nemeslut5 July 7, 2008

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger

- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies

by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

Mick Jagerbombed

When you drink too many Jagerbombs that you start talking incoherently with other accents.

Matt got totally Mick Jagerbombed the other night, he was talking like he was all 6's and 7's!

by Antonio Clevage April 5, 2011

Mick Jager

A fabricated person used to represent Jagermeister. "Mick Jager" is more commonly used as a subtle way to offer Jagermeister as payment for something.

Hey, would you lawn the yard for me? I hear Mick Jager is in town.

by SuperEboy July 9, 2010