Mexican Tugboat

When a girl gives a blow job/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy's ass.

It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.

Guy 1: This girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my ass!!

Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!

by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

Mexican Throttle

To give someone the throttle (To insert the thumb in a girls ass and make a motorcycle throttling motion while sexing her from behind) with jalapeno acid still on your thumb. The result is a burning asshole.

I made dinner for this broad and forgot to wash my hands after cutting the jalapenos. Later that night I gave her the throttle and the jalapeno juice burned her ass. Burning ass equals Mexican throttle.

by Dicksss August 25, 2012

Mexican tetris

To "Beaner pack" a car. simply put fit as many people in a car as possible, which usually include turning and bending people to fit in the car much like the very popular game "tetris"

Dude we had to play mexican tetris to fit all those people in the car!

by R.C. Bega May 5, 2008

Mexican Tap Water

A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.

The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

by MurphyMonster April 16, 2015

The Mexican Tornado

One person is tied up on a computer chair and spun around while group of guys/girls with sombreros on has to cum on the person tied up and whoever hits the person on the computer chair wins.

Jose tied up Juanita a gave her The Mexican Tornado with his friends Pablo, Juan, and Pedro when they got back from Taco Bell.

by Zach Geary November 5, 2017

Mexican Tornado

Chasing a shot of Tequila with a hit of weed, resulting in spinning around and knocking things over while saying "Ay yay yay!"

I was so messed up after that Mexican Tornado I threw up on everything I knocked over.

by gotomattex April 21, 2010

Mexican touchdown

A quote said by the popular character Catbug on a Cartoon Hangover youtube show called Bravest Warriors.

Mexican touchdown, Mexican Touchdown, mexican mexican touchdown!

by A legit sourse December 15, 2017