swag meal

The swaggiest, most munchiest meal, typically consists of chicken nuggets and nacho cheese doritos

Michael - “Man, whatchu whipin’ up today for lunch”
Jaquavias - “Man, I got that swag meal”

by CutieManKaya May 29, 2020

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Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

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Epic Meal Time

Food porn at its finest on YouTube. An orgy of bacon strips, Jack Daniels, meat and hot bitches eating it is common.

I got a boner from watching that chick eat that meat log on Epic Meal Time!

by BaconstripsBaconstrips December 28, 2010

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swag meal

when mommy makes you dinosaur chicken nuggies and doritos

Swag meal, mommy made it.

by poop sock hider 69420 nice May 29, 2020

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Meal Ticket Beggars

A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence

Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.

Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.

This is an example of meal ticket beggars

by Nickthedick09 October 30, 2009

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Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021

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