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meetingitis

Having so many meetings that you can't get your work done.
He had a bad case of meetingitis, that's why his work wasn't done.
by starknight August 4, 2007
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Mattie

Mattie is a walking goddess.

She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.

She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.

But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.

She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.

Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.

Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
“Mattie, you’re perfect.”

Shut up, no I’m not.”

I beg to differ.”
by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018
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Mattia

A smart, VERY ambitious, & intelectual italian. Very unstable & always traveling, he could be in one part of the world one day & on the complete opposite side that other. He's a passionate beast in bed proving the term "italian stallion". Very charming & funny, & ALWAYS full of energy. He has no limits.
I met a Mattia at that party last night! He was from italy & everything!
by ducatidoll December 14, 2010
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Mad Dog Mattis

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.
Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
by nothing is real June 6, 2016
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Emergency Meeting

A meme format, that has to do with the popular game Among Us. Originally created by u/imyourdadboiyee on reddit.
Bulletin Board #1: Daughter missing!
Bulletin Board #2 Daughter for sale!
EMERGENCY MEETING
by _Emper0r_ September 8, 2020
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meeting narcolepsy

When an individual falls asleep as a side effect of a boring office meeting.
I don't know why but each time we have a team meeting, Chris suffers from sudden meeting narcolepsy.
by Hugo V. February 20, 2008
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Mektic

Mektic,(massively hectic) is used to describe the antics performed by the ultimate of headcase girlfriends.
1.Oi bro!! Check out bob getting fully grilled by his girlfriend over there , Shes Mektic!!
by ccmurryz March 26, 2008
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