When one consumes so much meth they proceed to take any two random and unrelated events, scenarios, theories, etc., then proceed to analyze them so deeply that they prove to be perfectly congruent such that it actually validates their preposterous claim
“I scored some fire shard and spend the last 7 days creating 17,456 methaphors out of complete nonsense and inadvertently discovered the meaning of life. Rail this line and let me explain...”
by Bigg Wes April 19, 2018
Get the Methaphor mug.you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
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Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019
Get the eau de methane mug.Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.
I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.
by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014
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2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.
Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.
Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015
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That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit
That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit
by WhatTheFuck May 13, 2005
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