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Messer

Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.

Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
by wheelieonline April 25, 2009
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Messer

The hardest mother fuckers you will ever meet. Known to kick doors down, and known for huge penis'. They can and will find you and kill you if you fuck with their family. The main people you don't want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. They take kicking ass to the next level.
by Danii Danger October 14, 2011
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Messerschmitt bf109

A sweet ass WWII German Fighter plane.
That messerschmitt bf109 shot down so many fucking Brits.

The messerschmitt bf109 is a sweet looking plane
by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005
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Messer

Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster
Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!
by JordanRoyalHills December 8, 2016
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Messersmith

Is really adorable, musically talented. Loves Minnesota. Lovable but married, always married. Funny, attractive. They are nerdy but sexy.
Sophie: Hey want to go see Jeremy Messersmith?
Sofia: I was going to get married, but sure
by Sophfiae December 29, 2011
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messer-upper

A person that is always messing up another person's plans.
Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
by Mickel Smith September 8, 2007
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Messerli

A group of constellations in the Minnesoyie galaxy, characterized by it's own "Big Dipper,Little Dipper, Orions Belt, and North Star" similar in size and shape to the popular astronomic landmarks but with more flamboyant qualities. They are contained within the Messerli Milky Way Galaxy.
I greatly enjoyed Tom's little dipper viewing. He wore his singlet. You could see the entire Messerli constellation under one roof.
by IBMSam January 26, 2009
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