laionel messer

how american commentators say Lionel Messi when they dont know who he is

"then ther goes laionel messer with a touchdo- i-i mean a goal.

by ticket995light October 28, 2023

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Addison Messer

“i am wog”

addison messer claims she is wog

by skejenenensn September 2, 2025

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Messered

>Shoot someone in a dogfight
>Do minimal damage (the number of hits on the enemy is irrelevant)
>Enemy isnt affected
>Get absolutely demolished in the counter attack (preferably by 1 or 2 hits)

Wow i shot him center of mass with my NR23 and he’s fine, meanwhile he hit me once and my wing is gone…

Damn… You got messered…

by Femboy Sperg February 27, 2024

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A sweet but also loyal person. If you are very close to her, you will always know she will have your back. Sometimes she is called a slut but I'm real life she is far from that. She has a beautiful body and works hard for it. She is nice to everyone she mets. She has a lot of friends and is well known.

Tabitha Messer is a loyal and kind person.

by Litallday June 30, 2018

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Dresser Messer

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.

1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.

by Eshmack September 29, 2011

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