Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
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That messerschmitt bf109 shot down so many fucking Brits.
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J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect
Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.
J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.
Ste: Think I might get a car instead.
J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!
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Ste: nah has to be silver
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Ste: high milage
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Ste: Think I might get a car instead.
J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!
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No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
by Mickel Smith September 8, 2007
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I greatly enjoyed Tom's little dipper viewing. He wore his singlet. You could see the entire Messerli constellation under one roof.
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