Metsian

adj: denoting a failure of magnificent or epic proportions. Refers the the loss of a 6.5 game lead in the standings the 2007 New York Mets had over the Philadelphia Phillies with 12 games remaining in the baseball season.

The success of the Braves and Red Sox in September of 2011 can only be described as Metsian.

by AeneasB September 29, 2011

merbsicorn

Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.

Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.

by Willie shaverpus March 3, 2022

fertile mertile

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.

"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."

by Hellflower August 30, 2006

Mersina

A girl that is so beautiful, kind, sweet, loving and a little crazy. She has had some toxic people enter her life but that didn't stop her from still being an amazing friend while also becoming stronger, she deserves someone that will respect, love and care for her no matter what!

Mersina is so niceee
I know right?

by Leraaaa October 24, 2019

Meatsiah

The most difficult burger to create known to man. It consists of beef tartare inside a burger medium-well inside a “Burger Wellington.”

Bob is going to make the Meatsiah!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

merstick

a word used only when your at a complete loss for words.

Girlfriend: i saw you with that girl last night.
Guy: Merstick

by Jordan Gates August 5, 2006

meatsicle

Name for the penis when it is being suckled by a dirty, dirty slut, preferably an 11th century English maid.

"Dost thou with me to suckle thy meatsicle, m'lord?"

"SUCK IT, BITCH!"

*slurps and what have you*

"SLUTSEYE! BOO-YA!"

by Ben Sanderson January 17, 2006