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Morlocks

Denizens of the Democratic Underground zoo
Only the Morlocks would'nt be able to believe the Iraqis are buying into this "democracy" bullshit. They have to know that the think that the Americans don't want the Iraqis to have power, because they know that Bush is in this for the oil, and now that he finally has it he's not going to let it go. This election is a charade.
by Mike C January 30, 2005
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Ryan Medlock

A queer who always has a really bad haircut. He loves to take pictures of his abs and send them to other girls. Ryan gets orgasms when he watches the Tennessee Vols play. He also sends pictures of his dick to other guys because he thinks it turns them on.
Oh, Ryan Medlock is the biggest queer ever!
by beastboy22 February 12, 2015
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Morlock

Delinquent Chav who sponges from the state. Intelligence far lower than the average human.

They spend most their time drinking, swearing and shagging and hate society.

Named after the Time Machine, Morlocks are creatures that live underground and eat civilised human-kind (Eloi)
Person 1: Did you see those Morlock bitches on TV?

Person 2: Yeah, those skanks involved in the riots.
by frightorflight337 August 21, 2011
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Sarah Medlock

"I like big buts and i cannot lie(8)"

"You must have met Sarah Medlock then, her bums nice but massive!"
by annonymous690 January 8, 2012
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Medlock

A medlock is a big boobed mangina. He/she likes to suck the end of a horses falice. Whilst sitting and reciting Fantastic Mr Fox to himself at home, he has female slave weasels suck upon his juicy moobs. Opening park gates turns him on.

Also, he likes to suck air out of television speakers and polished dishwashers with his tongue.
Boy: Hey look at that boy/girl over there who has boobs, sucking on a falice, reciting fantastic mr fox with weasels sucking upon his nipples, wanking over that gate, sucking that speaker and licking that polished dishwasher!

Girl: Yeah! He's such a Medlock.
by sdfsdgf January 20, 2009
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Morlock

Working class scumbags from the UK. Dressed in tracksuits whos sole purpose in life is to drink and fight. On saturday nights they might make an effort and put a shirt on but then they kick off and say "what r u lookin at" or "stop looking at me bird". These morlock fucks have the intellectual capacity of a piece of cat shit. The word is taken from the film version of HG Wells the timemachine. Those creatures that live underground are the same as these working class scumbags. (just watch their manerisms)All chavs/townies/scals can fucking die. They are a drain on the state, fucking workshy dolite scumbags. FUCK U morlocks of the world. Morlocks are theiving bastards aswell.
Look at that fucking Morlock starting fights with everyone. Or Look at that Morlock scumbag scabbing benefits off the state. Or Two people arguing loudly in a residential street at 4 in the morning. Morlocks are people without class. Morlocks can snap if u say the wrong thing. Morlocks luv populist mainstream culture i.e. football, dance music, drinking, fighting, and they fucking bum sportswear. Morlocks have no sense of culture or individualism. Morlocks are fucking mindless working class scumbags and Britain should invoke an extermination policy on these scrounging brainless fucks.
by Morlock Hater 72 July 29, 2008
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Morlock

The best human on a planet. aka my last names so this is more of a joke to me.
Morlock is the best
by OfficalYoha February 28, 2017
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