Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013

mellao

1) spanish for tight pants (generally about a hot latina)
2) spanish for a person without teeth
3) a tight ass reggaeton song by Julio Voltio and Calle 13

1) She has a nice mellao.
2) Como mastica ese mellao = Look at how that toothless guy chews.

by pinche puto October 25, 2007

Merlatch

When someone attempts to open the car door at the same moment as the driver is automatically opening all the doors, and the door remains locked.

Can you open the door again? That was merlatch.

by abcashmoney January 17, 2008

Merlando

merlando tha regulator reginas mc! started rapping with welcum 2 thom(8)

Merlando is phat!!!!!!!!!!

by Shyla S April 11, 2005

merloment

noun; A minute portion of time where your judgement was affected by the consumption of too much wine.

Northwestern, U.S., valley term derived from the word merlot and moment. Merlot: A dry red wine made from a widely grown grape originally used in the Bordeaux region of France for blending; or the grape itself. Moment: A brief period of time.

At the party agreeing with his girlfriend that "Her ass really does look bigger in those jeans" was an urrealized merloment for Jim.

by E. Seitz August 4, 2006

merloted

gettin bombed on fine red wine

That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour

by gagggs4 February 6, 2009

Merlosis

Noun: A medical condition that causes writer's block, mood swings, loss of magical powers, and procrastination. It is typically identified in authors of successful, yet unfinished fanfictions.

"Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been diagnosed with merlosis."

"I was reading this really cool clopfic, but it wasn't finished because the author has merlosis."

by Baffleball January 17, 2015