Merk is a combination of mean and jerk. A merk would not understand what they are being called because mean jerks are not intelligent. You can also combine other words to make your own insults that not many will understand; insulting them on a new level and not explaining your madness behind it. You're welcome.
by Wild_sunflower01 February 05, 2014
A certified professional way of takin shit from somewhere or/and somebody (preferably gas), but includes some initiation and if failed you could be shot in the fucking head.
- "Merk" prodigy
- "Merk" prodigy
by Merk Prodigy February 15, 2008
by ChronicMan420 July 11, 2008
by Gutterglitter May 18, 2014
to "creep on" or stalk people (or a certain person) via the internet, usually on a social networking site like facebook
Dumb chick: "Hey check out this guy who added me on facebook! He's totally hot but it says he's in a relationship so I went to his girlfriend's page and she's so not as hot as me! And then I went to her friends list and she's friends with my ex! So, I checked out his wall and there aren't any comments from her so I guess I won't have to kick her ass..."
Dumb chick's friend: "Bitch, quit merkin'!
Dumb chick's friend: "Bitch, quit merkin'!
by Elsie McElliot March 06, 2012