Definitions by Xavierlives

Moist Maggie 

Sticking a pre-moistened finger in someone’s nose.

Like a wet Willy

Bob moved in to give Bill a Wet Willy but he called an audible and went for the Moist Maggie.

Moist Maggie by Xavierlives June 12, 2018

Merk

A jerk who merges at the last second on a lane closure.

Look at the merk cutting me off!

Merk by Xavierlives June 12, 2018