Mary-Margaret

A girl who is tired of having her name misspelled and only finding pictures of old ladies and that one chick from "Once Upon A Time" when she searches her name. Also, how hard is it to say "Mary-Margaret", like, is it really so long that you have to complain about saying it? And NO! Margaret is not her middle name! There is a hyphen, STOP saying it's her middle name. THis will make her hate you. ALSO, STOP SPELLING MARGARET "MARGART" LIKE SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
p.s. if you are trying to hit on a Mary-Margaret and you call her Mary while trying to sound sweet, she will lead you on and then break up with you two months later (Mary-Margaret is a salty b****)

Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
Mary-Margaret: "oh, It's actually Mary-Margaret"
Generic Person: "Oh, so like, you go by your first and middle? First and last?" (whose last name is Margaret wtf)
Mary-Margaret: READY TO SCREAM " no there's a hyphen, its all one name ha ha"
Generic Person: Has already walked away
LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"

by whyismylifelikethis May 7, 2018

Mega Pint

when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour

when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.

by BarryHackz April 26, 2022

Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

Margaretha

Margaretha in Greek is a pearl. Margaretha is a beautiful woman who is motherly and likes to help others. they have sensitive properties that also protect the feelings of others. You are lucky if you have friends like this.

You can called she gareth, reth,mar or atc (margaretha)

by Santha nichole October 1, 2018

Megabestie

Short for "mega best friend". Someone who exceeds the status of a "best friend".

Amy is my megabestie; we do everything together.

by megabestie August 29, 2013

Mega Fake Gangster

Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.

Dude, Jermey is a mega fake gangster. He calls everyone stupid and acts like he's in the hood

by Swordviper January 22, 2018

Margarida

Margarida is a Catalan, Portuguese and Galician girl's name, originating from the Latin word for pearl and meaning a daisy or forget-me-not in these languages.
Latin, meaning pearl. In general, the person who has this name is special, it's unusual and frequently presents little current qualities: understanding, kindness and concern for others. They are faithful in love and do not approve others' infidelities.

Short forms include Guida and Maggie (modern, sometimes spelt Magui). Rita, an Italian variation of this name, is very popular on its own.
The English equivalent can be Margaret or Daisy, or by derivation, Madge and Marge.

Donald's Girlfriend, Daisy. In Catalan, Portuguese and Galician, Margarida.

by Willksn April 13, 2011