mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007

MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

by Drobs December 21, 2010

merbitch

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.

Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.

by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018

Merbogan

A mythical creature that is very similar to a mermaid, it's indigenous to Frankston and the surrounding area. The word Merbogan comes from the Latin Mermaid and the Greek Bogan. Legend has it that a Merbogan lures cyclists and other athletes and gives them athlete's foot.

We saw a Merbogan coming out of the water today around Seaford, it was a scary sight.

by Merbogan December 26, 2020

Merzeline

A woman of the highest caliber. She is strong and loyal and willing to do anything for her friends. Her laugh is loud, contagious, and warm. She is blunt and honest always telling you how it is. This honesty comes from a place of deep love and desire to bring the best out of you. She is playful and sassy and wise beyond her years. She is truly one of a kind and as unique as her name. She is trustworthy and welcoming and always comforting. She is the kind of person you can become best friends with in a matter of minutes. That beautiful magnetism draws people to her because anyone in her presence feels loved, appreciated, and special. She is amazing.

I would not be the person I am today without Merzeline in my life; she is awesome!

by DannyBR January 12, 2022

merbsicorn

Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.

Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.

by Willie shaverpus March 3, 2022

merz

An old fashioned term used for coolness. Also used as a term of fun.

Wow, that was Merz!
What would Merz do?

by Steve April 7, 2005