Merki

A gayish, fussy way of saying "merci" in France these days which could eventually catch up in non French speaking countries - hopefully not.

Paul-Henri: I bought you some pink roses.

Alphonse: Oh, that's so sweet, merki!

by Fobson June 18, 2009

Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

merkis

noun: A merkis is a postiche that protects the upper anal region more specifically your 'crack,' sphincter, and buttocks from the harsh elements of day to day life. Generally only worn by village people impersonators and baby eskimos to keep their baby hineys warm.

derived from the English word, merkin, meaning pubic postiche.

That Frat Bunn is such a big gay merkis!

Look at that baby eskimos hiney! It's got a merkis!

God dammit PJ! It smells like hot merkis duck butter in here!

by DizzleNizzle Fist Pump February 8, 2010

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

merkification

To be merked to the extent of no return.

That was some serious merkification.

by jsctt January 18, 2009

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003

Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008