Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.
by Doctor Devon Cochola November 18, 2009
The act of getting trapped inside a Menards for long periods of time with your friend who works there and insists on going there for anything and everything when they’re not working.
Guy 1: “Bro, what took you guys so long?”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”
by GooseFoot July 24, 2018
The kindest girl you will ever meet, she is extremely weird and brings the good and the fun out of you.
Rose always has something funny to say, she's smart, has a wild imagination, colourful, caring and beautiful.
This amazing girl that I'm so grateful to have in my life is the perfect person to talk to she is an amazing friend.
I will always think of her as my sister, not the kind of sister that you fight with all the time but the kind of sister that tells you everything and makes fun of you (in a funny way), that always, always gets you thinking straight again and this one, in particular, is one of a kind, there is no one I repeat no one like her . She is Rose Menard and I love her with all my heart.
Rose always has something funny to say, she's smart, has a wild imagination, colourful, caring and beautiful.
This amazing girl that I'm so grateful to have in my life is the perfect person to talk to she is an amazing friend.
I will always think of her as my sister, not the kind of sister that you fight with all the time but the kind of sister that tells you everything and makes fun of you (in a funny way), that always, always gets you thinking straight again and this one, in particular, is one of a kind, there is no one I repeat no one like her . She is Rose Menard and I love her with all my heart.
Rose Menard is my best friend
by Gupytilldeath February 16, 2019
99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong
God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards
Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong
Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong
by FuckMenardsThatFuckingStoreCan October 05, 2020
Goddamn it must suck to be menard, his g/f likes the bush. At least he might be able to get some menard menage-action
by bigpapasmurf April 30, 2003
One of the stupidest people on the planet.
Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction
Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction
by PaulTheLlamaPrince May 12, 2020
A midwestern home improvement store that is better than Home Depot or Lowe's. They have a big selection of lighting and especially ceiling fans. Menards also carries pet supplies as well! Menards is also known for their 11% rebate you can mail in and get a cashier's check good towards future purchases there.
by kagome122885 September 08, 2022