Menards

A type of store run by mask-Nazis. These types of stores often require you to wear a mask even if you have a medical condition that makes wearing a mask dangerous or impossible. Named after the hardware store Menards.

"I wish the store down the road from where I live would stop being such a Menards. They have such a good selection of food, but I really don't want to wear a mask. Every time I wear one it makes me feel sick and nauseous."

by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020

menarding

Over pouring the liqour in one person's drink/shot when sharing a bottle of booze to get them way drunker than you.

Rich totally busted Fred menarding him with the bottle of Seagram's 7 - no wonder Rich was so drunk!

by Drinking Wisconsinably April 9, 2015

the menard menage

menard + his dyke girlfriend + his dyke girlfriend's girlfriend

Goddamn it must suck to be menard, his g/f likes the bush. At least he might be able to get some menard menage-action

by bigpapasmurf April 30, 2003

bitches of menards

99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong

God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards

Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong

by FuckMenardsThatFuckingStoreCan October 4, 2020

Menarded

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

by Great White Bear June 29, 2011

menard

n. Menard, Menards

1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.

adj. Menarded

1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded

n.
1. Jessica is a Menard.
2. I saved at Menards!

adj.
1. You're fucking menarded.

by AgentOrange November 11, 2004

Menards

A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)

"The woman kicked Tommy right in the Menards."

by Crystal Lake, Producer of Denny Radio July 7, 2006