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Malty Melromarc

If a trash can could consume a human and then furthermore exist this piece of trash, Malty Melromarc, is what that is. This is used as an insane insult. Be careful on how you use it.
*Steve punches Fred in the face
Fred: you Malty Melromarc
by Aalraei Hughes January 31, 2019
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Barry Melrose

An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.

A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.

An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.
Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.

I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.

Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.
by The Fraud Exposer October 12, 2009
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Memology

- So, I heard you're a memologist now? How's that working out for you?

- Meh, I basically spend a lot of time on the internet. This whole "What I really do" craze has me working overtime for days now, though.

- That's memology for you.
by Dr. Meme April 23, 2012
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Metro Melrose

Named after the Melrose Fire Department in Melrose New York. A term commonly adopted by the entire Town of Schaghticoke to describe Melrose Fire Department. They are the "Lost Borough" of the FDNY. Also known as "MFDNY".
"Oh christ, here comes Metro Melrose".
"Who called Metro Melrose"
"Someone cancel Metro Melrose"
by The Lost Borough April 21, 2009
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Memeology

Some shit discord server ran by a furry the mods suck the memes are bad the slowmode is to high and people get blacklisted for bull shit
Hey have you joined memeology yet?

Yea I said hi i got death threats I got blaclisted 5 warnings and my discord acount got banned
by The BotherFucker April 10, 2021
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Memeosexual

One who sexually identifies with dank memes.
People were fascinated to hear about Jerry's Memeosexual relationship with the gnome child.
by CashMoneys420 June 21, 2016
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get the memo

verb. To hear the order or rule. Almost always used sarcastically, and not in an environment where memoranda are usually written.
Apparently Bob didn't get the memo that you shouldn't do keg stands at a wedding.


Didn't she get the memo? I'm a guy -- I'm not supposed to feel emotionally vulnerable.
by Benjjj May 3, 2005
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