Mixologist

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

Memeologist

Memeologists. They are the one who studied memeology. A person with experience, knowledge, a fanatic of memes. They will not support the filthy normies as they suffer to dead memes. These people help generate memes and become one of another soon to be dead meme by PewDiePie.

Ah, yes. the Memeologists. They helped us know what cum actually mean on that one meme, now I find it funny!

by AaroNn0ice May 7, 2019

Fecal Mixologist

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

by witofatwit December 12, 2010

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

Mixologist

A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.

Only a true mixologist knows how to pour my favorite cocktail.

by Oregon87 August 10, 2009

Fragrance Mixologist

Someone or blends or mixes two or more Pink Zebra Sprinkle fragrances to make a custom fragrance.

As a Pink Zebra Independent Consultant, Teresa Lynnette is always mixing or blending fragrances together, making her a Fragrance Mixologist.

by TeresaLynnette August 25, 2021

Momcologist

A Mother who cares for a child with cancer.

Ask a Momcologist about what to expect when your child is in treatment for cancer.

by Clyoce Jenkins January 18, 2015