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Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on
Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai
by Randomguy2006 October 28, 2021
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momma's boy

One who cannot make decisions for himself and has to have his mothers approval no matter right or wrong.
One who needs to hear from or see his mother on a daily basis and definately more then once.
One who will die at the same point and time his mother does because he simply cannot live without her and would be lost in his life as he does not have his mother directing him.
One who would slice the throat of his wife at his mothers request.
One who was born without a doctor present that did not cut the umbilical cord.
Calls mother for the fifth time in ONE day..."mommieeee can you come and wipe my patootie? I forgot how"!
What a momma's boy!
by Carlene Blair September 15, 2006
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Fuck yo momma's son

Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.

the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family
Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem

Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!

Guy1:What...

Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON

Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?

Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.
by DudeOMGWTFBBQKKK? July 20, 2008
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ya momma's asshole

1. Any large gaping hole.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.
1. Yea, i'd say that cave is bout' the size of ya momma's asshole.

2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.

3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!
by Tebbo August 20, 2006
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Rango's Neck Be Lookin' Like Ur Momma's

An insult; To say one's mother's neck is bent or crooked like Rango the lizard's; to Claim that one's mother's neck has been yeeted in such a way that it is now misshapen. ; yeeting someone's neck to the point of exhaustion in which the aftermath resorts to a bent crooked neck, such as Rango's.
; He claimed that Rango's Neck be lookin' Like ur Momma's.
; Rango's Neck be lookin' like ur Momma's, I stated.
by The One who has Youghted December 7, 2018
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baby momma's

Dead beat mothers, of all these crackers babies born out of wedlock, thus are now being supported by tax dollars of all working people.

There is a misconception that all black people on welfare, but Statistics show that there are more White bitches on welfare than any other race.

This just shows and proves the ignorance of honkeys once again.

Myth: People on welfare are usually black, teenage mothers who stay on ten years at a time.

Fact: Most welfare recipients are non-black, adult and on welfare less than two years at a time.

According to the Census->

65% are white
17% are Latino
13% are black

Other sources

39% white recipients
38% black

17% Hispanic

bottom line:

Accept is the Fact that there are More whites on on welfare thus more whites benefit from the American tax dollars than any other race Period.

They also get more SSI checks too.

:-)
welfare recipients baby momma's Myth
by Carte Blanche 4 u December 6, 2010
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