Bone melter

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.

Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"

by Paul Dick March 16, 2008

mepert

A word directed towards a person for doing somthing stupid.

A that guy is a real mepert for droping out of school.

by Orange Lambert February 24, 2008

melfer

When you can't make a fancy drink with the correct ingredients, so you make less than perfect substitutions. There by creating an awesome accident.

When trying to make a Horsefeather, we had no ginger ale, so we made a melfer with Sprite. Delicious.

by Mastiffman January 19, 2014

Melker

a huge throbbing horse cock.

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!

by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

Teeth Melter

Teeth Melter is when a girl is performing fellatio on a man, and the man procedes to ejaculate in her mouth without warning. When she opens her mouth the semen dripping off of her teeth makes them appear to be melting.

That stripper was a filthy bitch, so I gave her a teeth melter instead of cumming on her tits.

by King Conan January 20, 2009

Heart Melter

Someone who makes your heart melt and gently places tingles down your spine each time you look into their eyes, talk to them, hear their voice, feel their touch and sense their presence.
*Not to be confused to heart breaker. Heart melters are sweethearts who love for their heart melting skills :)

LiLLy walked down the street whistling to herself, when suddenly she saw the man of her dreams and she felt a flutter in her chest then suddenly she heard the bubbling of her heart melt. That day, she met her heart melter:)

by carebear119 June 6, 2010

Melker

Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.

Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand

by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018