melk

A song by MOFOFUNKA. Gott Melk

"Here's a new one by Mofofunka. It's called Gott Melk."

by funkbox August 21, 2003

melk

A white and liquid substance, ususally spoiled if left unrefrigerated.

Brother 1: Hey, yore pouring orange jus in yer cereal ! Go get the melk, man!

Brother 2: No... its bad and it smells funny .

by Barry B.A. , North America January 7, 2010

choclet melk

chocolate milk but more betterrer, more britisherer. Commonly used to refer to any brown liquid.

"Look at all this choclet melk"
"swssgesgeshsgesggesjhssgehsehsgse"
"oh no i think its liquid shit"

by 00milky_loaf00 February 27, 2022

Melk

Melk is a thing you say when u have nothing to say. You can just say melk and that means i dont know,
or u can say i dont know melk. Melk has nothing to do with milk its a whole different thing.

Jeffy: How did you do that?
You: Melk

by bvgcdwiyvcw cuv January 26, 2021

MELK

Milk that is, off, out of date or of a gelatinous consistency. MELK is used most commonly amount small Greek people.

Keep the MELK in the fridge!

by Hdango January 23, 2022

melk

melk : (m-e-e-l-c-k) is something you say when you preferably don't know what to speak and would not like to, or something you may say when you are bored. =definition of melk

i dont melk

by bvgcdwiyvcw cuv January 11, 2021

Melk

Something that many people mispronounce milk as. ItsFunneh is also known for this and once called it cow juice.

ItsFunneh: I drank melk with my cookies yesterday.
Rainbow: What is mElk? Just say cow juice!

by PricklyPotatoPear June 12, 2019