Melk 

Melk: Short for the name "Malcolm" "Malecum". Those with this name have an intense affinity for furniture appliances

Marshall: Melk, please do not sit on my couch.
Melk: But... I love her

Melk by THEYtookMYSHOES December 1, 2015

Melk 

A Guy with religios Parents that can't decide how to call theyre son. He is often naiv and doesn't know the causes of his actions. Mostly he is the one who steps to far, but plays the good-boy in school. He doesn't care so much about the nature or people that are not like him

"Gezz mate, sometimes you can be a real Melk!"

Melk by IdontLIEmate January 5, 2017

melk 

elk milk = melk

YO mama can I have some melk?

melk by spatosmg January 28, 2017

Melk 

The way that ignorant and poorly informed individuals pronounce the word "milk".

Son~"can you pass the melk
Mom~"you're retarded"

Melk by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Melk 

Something that many people mispronounce milk as. ItsFunneh is also known for this and once called it cow juice.

ItsFunneh: I drank melk with my cookies yesterday.
Rainbow: What is mElk? Just say cow juice!

Melk by PricklyPotatoPear June 12, 2019

Melk 

milk but said as melk you can dip your cookies in this white liquid mmm

Hey Jono would u pass me the melk

Melk by kitty caz August 9, 2019

melk 

melk : (m-e-e-l-c-k) is something you say when you preferably don't know what to speak and would not like to, or something you may say when you are bored. =definition of melk

i dont melk

melk by bvgcdwiyvcw cuv January 11, 2021