Jagger

A fat slob who plays video games all the time and is very unathletic. Jaggers are often the little brother to a superior sibling. They will often cry when video games don't go the way they want them to.

Taber: Dude Jagger is such a spoon all he does is play PS3
Me: What do you expect, it's Jagger

by THEYtookMYSHOES February 21, 2015

Melk

Melk: Short for the name "Malcolm" "Malecum". Those with this name have an intense affinity for furniture appliances

Marshall: Melk, please do not sit on my couch.
Melk: But... I love her

by THEYtookMYSHOES December 01, 2015

Outer Banks

A place better than almost all others on Earth.

The outer banks NC feels like home

by THEYtookMYSHOES September 12, 2015