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Melosexual 

One whom sexual preference is drastically affected by music.
John is usually really drab but turn on some John Lennon and he turns melosexual.
Melosexual by Magya_ January 14, 2021

Melosexual 

a sexuality for people in love with Lorde
Oh my God! Lorde just posted a photo and I think I'm melosexual now!
Melosexual by cowboydubstep June 14, 2018

megasexual 

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.
Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.

mensexual 

A horny teenage girl who is totally turned on by all of her male teachers. She is usually crazy in a few ways and needs mental help due to her peculiar attraction to the young and married male ‘specimens’.
My friend is soooooo mensexual. It’s just sad.
mensexual by Shadow_Dude January 27, 2018

melosexual 

some one is in love with people whose name is melissa stack
wow! im so melosexual right now for that melissa girl.
melosexual by rossay January 8, 2009

Megasexual 

A megalomaniac person or organization that wants do conquer the world, using sex as a weapon of mass domination.

Eg: Feminists, The Porn Industry, Nicky Minaj.
Person1: Hey dude, just look at those Femen chicks, shaking their boobs, are they trying to hipnotize us?

Person2: Its not boobs, they're using an ultra high frequency brain washing device attached to their breasts to turn us into their mindless slaves.

Person: Wow, totally Megasexual!
Megasexual by H1b3rt0 June 16, 2020