Medertated

Farting really hard, and crapping ones pants, HARD

stranger 1: "oh man remember when we were in Texas and Matthew Medertated?"

Stranger 2: "Yeah man it was so sick!"

by Medertated December 7, 2010

megetate

To unsuccessfully meditate-producing a state of mind between meditation and vegetation. See vegetate

After 20 minutes of meditation I began to megetate, and soon thereafter, fell asleep.

by crouton8 January 25, 2013

memert

A defined meme that is also so above a meme that it is considered art.

Hey man, look at this simpsonwave meme!
That's not a meme, that's memert

by Lucky_Icecube May 12, 2017

Megerplex

An angry city population.

A law banning alcohol caused a major megerplex in Miami

by LEPaulYOzsek December 10, 2009

megetarian

Main Entry: meg·e·tar·i·an
Pronunciation: "me-j&-'ter-E-&n
Function: noun
Etymology: meat + vegetable + -arian
1 : one who believes in or practices vegetarianism with the exception of eating one meat meal per week.

Have you heard that Dave converted from vegetarianism to megetarianism! Yes, he now believes that it's the future and also that homo sapiens need at least a little bit of meat in their diet on a weekly basis.

by Calvin Barajas October 20, 2007

megetarian

Main Entry: meg·e·tar·i·an
Pronunciation: "me-j&-'ter-E-&n
Function: noun
Etymology: meat + vegetable + -arian
1 : one who believes in or practices vegetarianism with the exception of one meat meal per week (poultry, fish, meat).

Did you hear that Thomas Lee Bass is now a megetarian? Yes, he only eats one meat meal on Saturday for lunch.

by Calvin Barajas (www.calvinbarajas.com) October 9, 2007

Dima Megretski

An idiot

Dima MEgretski is an idiot

by Unforgiven Two December 8, 2003