Megasexual

A megalomaniac person or organization that wants do conquer the world, using sex as a weapon of mass domination.

Eg: Feminists, The Porn Industry, Nicky Minaj.

Person1: Hey dude, just look at those Femen chicks, shaking their boobs, are they trying to hipnotize us?

Person2: Its not boobs, they're using an ultra high frequency brain washing device attached to their breasts to turn us into their mindless slaves.

Person: Wow, totally Megasexual!

by H1b3rt0 June 16, 2020

Megafect

When someone hates you for no reason

No one likes that bitch Janet, she's suffering from the Megafect

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Megasexagon

A megasexagon (also known as a mega sexagon as well as a megafuckagon and mega fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 million sides.
That's 1 million times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 megagons (million-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000521 degrees.

Ben: I thought a sexagon was weird.
Gregory: What about 69 million.
Ben: You mean a megasexagon?
Gregory: Yeah.

by gregben June 8, 2023

Megaschlong

Male genitalia that is larger than average; big penis.

"I tripped over my megaschlong."

by Lui D. October 25, 2023

Megascale Technologies

Engineering on a staggering, astronomical scale, where the building blocks are not atoms but planets, stars, and nebulae. This is the technology of moving celestial bodies, building structures that encompass stars (Dyson Spheres), and reshaping the layout of solar systems. It requires energy outputs comparable to stellar lifetimes and timelines that span millennia. It is the ultimate expression of macro-engineering.

Megascale Technologies Example: The Alderson Disk—a giant, solid platter with a sun at its center, providing living space millions of times greater than Earth's surface—is a Megascale Technology. So is using a fleet of mass-drivers to slowly nudge a gas giant into a new orbit to create a gravitational slingshot network.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Megaschizoid

Someone who is emitting of HEAVY signs of Schizophrenia.

Friend: Have you heard about Alex?
Me: Yeah, he's a megaschizoid.
Alex: *talking to the wall*

by redsdeadgaming January 13, 2026