megalodon

a prehistoric awsome man eating shark that might still live today

ahh its a megalodon

by animal jam lover December 2, 2015

megaladonk

adjective:

a round, muscular buttock of prehistoric proportions; named after the Megaladon, a prehistoric marine creature known to have the most powerful bite in history.

a megladonk is said to be categorized better than a donk but less amazing than a sauroposeidonk; which is the classification of an amazing, plump epitome donk

Man 1: "Did you see girl over there?"

Man 2: "No.. (pauses to look...) OMG WTF WOW, that's a megaladonk.."

by royoroy October 22, 2012

Megalodon Dick

A dick that is very muscular, scary, and over one foot long.

Girl you won’t believe the megalodon dick on my hubby last night. He couldn’t fit all of it in!

by Bush Lord 69 420 July 9, 2019

Megalodon

A species of prehistoric shark that could reach lengths of 15.3-18 meters and weigh up to 50 tons. Megalodon is a member of the genus Carcharocles and a member of the family Otodontidae. Its teeth were 7 inches long and it had a bite force stronger than a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Megalodons bite force was probably the strongest of any animal!

Person: That's a weird-looking rock.
Other person: That's not a rock, that's a megalodon tooth.

by EurypTrey April 21, 2020

Megalodon

A huge 18-meter shark, nobody knows if this shark is a myth, but it's said that a huge tooth from this beast has been found in a area where a ocean used to be. (AKA the ocean dried up from all those years.) The tooth goes up to a height of 7 inches. This shark was bigger than a whale shark, and would eat other sharks and giant squids.

"Have you heard of the Megalodon shark?"
"Isn't that a legend?"
"Nobody knows, but if it's real, it's extinct, so it can't hurt animals or humans!"
"But I heard it's still alive... and there's proof..."
"Woah..."

by Ironically Incredible April 5, 2015

Megalodong

A big Dick Diver. A commercial diver who's cock is so large, it could be mistaken for a shark

Quick!!, everyone out of the water!! There is a massive megalodong near blackburn's asshole!!

by JWATT85 November 10, 2018

Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015