Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 29, 2011

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

miffed it

You fucked up, typically causing damage of property. Generally resulting in ridicule from close friends.

My sister totaled her car, she miffed it.

by sotsirh October 9, 2016

miffed off

Upset, to the point of anger.
A combination of the terms "pissed off" and "miffed". Alternate spelling: mift off.

The pretty young lady was miffed off after her boyfriend sent her on a pointless trip to the grocery store (in a driving rainstorm, no less) to buy some wheat germ.

by Webster's New Brooklyn Dictionary September 17, 2004

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013

miffed

Bewildered.

A member of the venue staff asks if anyone is there for "RammSTEEN" at which point a fan corrects him with "RammSTEIN" and the guy becomes miffed.

by Colter October 31, 2003