ma dick hard meet me somewhere

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.

I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!

by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011

meerub

Meerub is the one who is loved by god as the name tells by "rub". It also means sparrow of heaven. Meerub is caring, intelligent, very unique and the one with different perspectives.

That sober and pretty lady must be Meerub

by Pointlessexistense January 5, 2018

Swap Meet Edition

A fake/and or spin off of a popular brand. Most likely bought at a swap meet.

Joe: "Want to buy some YuGiOh cards?"
Tom: "You mean your swap meet editions?"
Joe: "Your loss, bro."

by EmersonH September 29, 2009

meet me in the pit

Originally used by rock fans to meet in the 'mosh pit' which is a violent area of the crowd in most rock concerts. Also used to imply meet up for a fight

"Anna said One Direction is better than Slipknot"
"Anna can fucking meet me in the pit"

by peaceablezebra December 17, 2014

Meet Me In Havana Casserole

Any casserole that is bound to give you explosive diarrhea - a Havana Omelet.

"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.

On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!

by Tray in Corpus November 4, 2012

meet me at the station

A phrase used to discretely announce that you're arriving, or "cumming". Originally used on the British television series "The IT Crowd"

Bradley: Meet me at the station!

by honest≠asshole January 6, 2012

Meet, Greet and BEAT

When you MEAT a bitch, extract her from whatever location and pound her vagina that night.

Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.

To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).

by Frankie2times March 15, 2018