Medusa Turd

A shit so nasty that to gaze upon it would cause you to lose your mind.

To take a shit so monstrous and inhuman that a new way of thought is needed to comprehend it.

Dont go in the bathroom man, I just took a Medusa turd. Your puny mind couldn't comprehend it.

Dude, I just took a shit so ubelieavable that I cant even look at it or figure it out. A true Medusa turd.

by baron orlock April 27, 2011

menunaire

Menn-you-nare: Menunaires are those who insist on ordering only from value menus, dollar menus, 2 for 1 specials, using coupons for meals, etc. They are extremely cheap and annoying and their behavior can become embarrasing. True Menunaires only order tap waters/ice waters(often demanding large size as well) at restaurants as real sodas are far too overpriced. Usually menunaires pride themselves on the skill they possess to have the cheapest food orders in said group of freinds/co-workers. Menunaires also may be known to ask for extra condiments with everything they order so they can bring them home for later.

Oh man watch jesse order from the dollar menu. I think he's going to grab two McChickens with extra lettuce, mayo and a small tapwater. It only cost him $2.10 for a whole meal. What a menunaire thats straight up embarassing dude. Ronald Mcdonald would be choked.

by lars43 March 21, 2009

Medinah

Beautiful tall girl who is loved by all. A very unique person very much like her name. She may not be popular but special when you meet her.

"Who is that shy girl in the back?"
"Oh that must be a medinah..."

by Jello👽 September 9, 2015

funky cold medina

The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's.

In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.

"Funky Cold Medina" was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers.

... and a funky cold medina for the lady.

by krapnek February 8, 2004

medusa's stare

When you're masturbating and make eye contact with yourself in the mirror

"Yesterday I was rubbing one out because of boredom in the bathroom, but didn't finish because I looked in the mirror and saw the Medusa's stare."
"Oh shit, that sucks."

by marsciey January 28, 2019

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004

Medina mudbutter

When you use butter as a lubricant during anal sex when the recipient is constipated

To alleviate Sally's constipation, I gave her a Medina mudbutter when I got home

by Medina4life July 20, 2011