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medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.
Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!
by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006
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California Meatstick

1. A Meatstick from California.

2. A sex position popularized by the homosexual BDSM subculture of San Fransisco involving things no mortal would want to hear about, unless of course they were into that. Some accessories involved include an iron ingot, an acetylene blowtorch, and a metal can of wasabi almonds.
1. I bought two pounds of California Meatsticks, after the party there was naught but wrappers remaining.

2. My master gave me a California Meatstick last night, I'll be shitting powdered horseradish for at least a week.
by Johan Eschbach April 3, 2011
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Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.
Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.
by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010
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grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry
by Big Bear June 16, 2003
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Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.
I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.
by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011
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De Meatstick

Amazing woman, cuddle junky, talented kisser.
That girl is he De Meatstick I have been looking for.
by Stormy mc normy February 28, 2009
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The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".
Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.
by turbovolvo August 12, 2021
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