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meatrocket

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed
Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?
by Kak October 24, 2004
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Metrodome

The Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, known as The Dome, is the crappy stadium that, sadly, the Minnesota Vikings call home.

The roof of the Metrodome is air-supported. It requires 20, 90-horsepower industrial fans to pump it full of 250,000 feet of air a minute to keep the roof inflated. The roof is made up of two layers. The outer layer is very thin and is made of Teflon-coated fiberglass. The inner layer is made of fabric. There is lots of dead space between the two layers. This space contains the fans, that blast the space full of hot air to insulate the roof.

In the winter, the temperature of the roof-supporting air is turned up. This helps melt the heaps of snow that fall in Minnesota and builds up on the the roof… and as it turns out, it doesn't do that good of a job.

During the 2010 Minnesota Blizzard, well over 17 inches of snow fell in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. The record snowfall caused the roof of the Metrodome to collapse.
The Metrodome was metro-pwnd.
by FrozYo January 9, 2011
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metrodour

A name for any number of unpleasant smells associated with the metro system of a given city.

Alternate spelling: metrodor.
Today's metrodour is B.O. with undertones of cabbage.

The metrodour in that car was so bad that everyone was covering their faces.
by smuffle February 19, 2011
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Meatrosexual

Men who exhibit both "metrosexual" and "meathead" tendencies. These men take pride in their style and looks to an extreme degree, particularly the size of their muscles.

Such attention to physical looks is typically attributed to the female gender, but meatrosexuals overcome this stereotype by pairing their effeminate qualities with muscles.
"The Situation" from TV's The Jersey Shore is a meatrosexual if I ever saw one! When he's not working out, he's probably at the salon getting his hair done.
by Een13 October 4, 2010
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Jake Paul meatrider

A Jake Paul meatrider, otherwise known as the dick eating sensation "The Fan", is an online personality who had Jake's nuts so far down his throat that it blacked his memory out and he woke up as a KSI "fan".

Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.
"Ayo, have you seen The Fan's jab?"

"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."
by SullySaysWords July 7, 2023
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Meatrider

A bitch who dick rides mfs that don’t know they exist.
Aka Adrian Gonzalez the OG meatrider “pay attention to me” Adrian 2023
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blue-vein meatroll

Sex organ located on the male's body used to transfer semen or man gravy to the vagina or a hoe bag's face!
Man, when that hoe saw the size of my blue-vein meatroll, I had to put beach towels on the floor to sop up her leakage!
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