mexican meatloaf

The act of taking a shit on a cookie sheet and baking it in the oven. This can be an act of revenge or an act of hate. This first known example of this act happened in Tucson, AZ on a warm fall night at a UofA house party.

Man, some asshole came to my party and baked a mexican meatloaf! Fucker.

by Cram the Man December 2, 2010

Daddy Meatloaf

Daddy meatloaf is a special meatloaf that only a daddy can make. The ingredients may or may not be different from regular meatloaf. The difference is in the special effort made by the daddy. There's meatloaf, there's meatloaf made with love, and then there's Daddy Meatloaf.
Also known as: Daddie Meatloaf.

Baby would you like to go to the diner for some meatloaf?

No daddy, actually I'd really like some Daddy Meatloaf.

by me4567 April 17, 2021

mikey meatloaf

A Mikey Meatloaf is a man, who sits home all day, and weighs over 300 pounds. He sits in a chair with food stains and potato chip crumbs all over his clothes. He still lives with his parents and is unemployed, even at a mature age.

You are such a Mikey meatloaf, you don't do anything around the house.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you

"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?

by calmerthanu November 6, 2010

meatloafs daughter

A turd of epic proportion which is unlikely to be fully removed with 1 flush.

A multiflush arse log

I went fo ra shit at work today, but someone had left Meatloafs Daughter floating in there.

It was like giving birth to Meatloafs Daughter.

by Steven and the Twins December 14, 2009

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

plugging a meatloaf

1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.

1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.

2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.

by Madison J October 18, 2003