meatrocket

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed

Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?

by Kak October 24, 2004

matrickulate

to finally complete the final year of school by using tricks or teacher's conspiracy .

after being dismissed one year , he matrickulated with his teacher help

by yousef cool November 1, 2015

macbrick

When your macbook frequently crashes, or better yet, won't turn on.

"Hey Alex, want to go out drinking tonight?"
"I can't. I have to rewrite my essay from memory because it was saved on my macbrick."

by alextn October 25, 2006

Meatstick Marinade

When a Male is done having sex with a Female partner, he avoids washing his dick for a long period of time. During which time he masturbates, marinating his cock with the juices from the vagina.

This chick I fucked last week was so hot, I marinaded my meatstick so I would not lose her sent.

Mike made a Meatstick Marinade after fucking a hot chick. He knew it would be some time before he would get laid again.

by Marinade Man March 1, 2010

meatdick

a meatdick is a dumb, muscley bro that is always worried about one upping other people and outdoing others with his toughness. usually they are overly aggressive as well.

Brad: "Oh yeah josh, you think thats a lift? my ford f150 is lifted at least 3 times that, bro"

josh: "Fuckin brad, quit meatdicking me."

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third January 18, 2008

Mexibrick

Weed that is low-grade and very dirty. Most likely schwag that was dropped while the cartel was hopping the border which is why it has dirt in it.

"I don't have enough money for anything good so i'll just settle for mexibrick. It will probably give me a headache though."

by Donte69 May 26, 2013

meatstick

another word used to describe the setinal beam in halo 3, it can also be a word used to describe a gun or a wang

guy: dude..... u just got shot in the face by my meatstick
other guy: ya i know *bleeding*

setinal beam gun halo wang

by silentbob6 February 16, 2010