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megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”
by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005
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metard

Pronounced mee-tard; simply put, an individual whose personal moral and cognitive development has been atrophied; by either self-delusional confidence in one's own abilities, or a refusal to see past one's own tastes and preferences.

Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.
anyone that thinks of themselves first of all in any situation, is by definition a 'metard'
by Francis Bacup August 28, 2010
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metard

A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".
Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"

Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."

Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."
by Heathe Kyle October 9, 2008
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mentard

men.tard (n.) 1. mental retard,
~.ed - mentally retard
~.ed.ness - how mentarded you are.
Tiffany is a mentard.
by Andrew... December 26, 2005
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meatarrhea

A state of diarrhea induced by over-consumption of meat.
"Dude, I just ate four double cheeseburgers... Now I have meatarrhea."

"Don't eat too much man, you'll get meatarrhea."
by Cameron the 1337 December 24, 2008
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metard

One whose ability for empathy is underdeveloped due to excessive texting, tweeting and updates about themselves.
A metard might bemoan the carnage associated with the various middle eastern conflicts because of the resultant fuel price hikes.
by Mebegebo August 31, 2012
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meattard

Typical moron who eats meat (or animal products) and feels proud about it. Usually they're edgelords that will not recognise that animals have sentience or will just pretend they don't care about it because they think that makes them "manly" or "cavemen" They also deploy SJW arguments when confronting vegans 'cause they're "too mean". and conveniently become nutrition experts, evolutionary biologists & plant rights activists any time they spot a vegan.

They develop ED with ease so their masculinity is a very touchy subject.
Meattards favorite argument: "bacon tho"
by TMMV October 28, 2017
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