by Pinkdude July 31, 2019
Get the no half measuresmug. My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".
by Pseudonym February 2, 2005
Get the whore's measuremug. exploiting mechanics to measure distances in a table top war game where one is not allowed to check distances freely
by IamMeWasTaken April 2, 2023
Get the stealth measuringmug. The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.
The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."
by Mr. Bloodfart November 10, 2015
Get the mississippi measurementmug. A Lundie Measure is an massive measure of grain based spirit such as gin or vodka. It is achieved by appearing to pour the spirit into a measure but ensuring that half the spirit is pouring straight into the glass. The excess is hidden by a mixer or ice.
by Piersyboy April 1, 2020
Get the Lundie Measuremug. A vague and insincere compliment used to be polite in a case of something awful, i.e. a terrible play, song, art piece, et cetera.
Man 1: "Oh, what a joy. By the way, the sound...is great."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."
by Bros Grimm November 1, 2017
Get the Measured complimentmug. Last Measure is a pop-up shock site by the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) featuring various shock site pics, including Tubgirl, Meatspin and goatse.cx. It is also accompanied by a NSFW audio exclaimg "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". It is also known to give your computer viruses. If you ever come across of it, DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON IT!!!
by Mike Cheesemin October 16, 2006
Get the Last Measuremug.