a really beautiful girl, has rockin hips, a great smile, an all around great person, kinda quite, loves to laugh, and likes to party
by JustAnotherMan November 6, 2009
Get the mease mug.French football club based in Marseille. Known for the fantastic enthousiasm of its supporters, and the magic atmosphere of the stadium. Probably the most liked and unliked football club in France. Won many titles, won the european championship in 1993. The club is now run by stupids and ridiculous pricks.its main rival is Paris Saint Germain, a bunch of wankers and nazis wannabe.
I watched the Marseille game against Newcastle in the uefa cup semi-finals, it was such a huge fury!
by Massilia13 January 11, 2005
Get the olympique de marseille mug.when a man has a hissy fit and sheds an extreme amounts of mears over something that is undeserving of a river of man tears
If you try to make a joke with that guy, and he takes it the wrong way, you may have a mearsaster on your hands.
by Mr. GMC October 17, 2008
Get the mearsaster mug.Mearle is a goofy man, usually hops up slightly on every third step, has a shirt chewing disorder and literally laughs like a giggling gherkin.
Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.
Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.
"See that bloke, hes almost eaten the entire front of his shirt".
"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"
"Fuck oath, what a chap!"
"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"
"Fuck oath, what a chap!"
by Kevinbacon021187 December 13, 2018
Get the Mearle mug.Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.
by Hybrid Finn July 15, 2006
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Get the mearest mug.A fat ugly bitch that smells like tuna everyday, and she puts bread in her pussy to make a tuna sandwich and then she farts out potatoes. And she fingers her butt and her dogs butt..
by Sarah mears January 17, 2015
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