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Meagle

Found only in remote sections of rain forests, this mystifying creature has eluded scientists for centuries. Only recently has mankind been able to track down and categorize the Meagle.

A cross between a monkey and an eagle, the Meagle has the cunning predatory skills of an eagle and the opposable thumb of the monkey.

Tribes native to the area also believe that this stunning creature possesses magical powers. For centuries, they say, humans have been unable to capture this animal because opon sight of it, people break into uncontrollable laughter. It is said that only members of the Sadaites are able to resist its curious charms.

All that is known about the heritage of Meagles is that they can only be conceived through the combination of a Maunt and a Duncle. The origins of Maunts and Duncles are not known.
"Hey, look its a Meagle! Lets go ... " - breaks into laughter.
by Duncle Tim February 28, 2011
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Meatless Monday

Meatless Monday was revived in 2003 by former ad man turned health advocate Sid Lerner, who saw the prevalence of preventable illnesses associated with excessive meat consumption and decided to introduce Meatless Monday as a public health awareness campaign. The initiative was backed by the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health’s Center for a Livable Future and endorsed by 30 schools of public health.

Meatless Monday has since turned into a global movement with a wide network of participating hospitals, schools, worksites and restaurants around the globe. The simplicity of Meatless Monday’s message has allowed the campaign to once again become part of the American lexicon.

Monday is the call to action built in to every calendar each week. And if this Monday passes you by, next week is another chance to go meatless!
Woman: Let's do Meatless Monday.

Man: Nah I love meat too much
by mkpunk516 August 31, 2011
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Meagle

The act of being cute and/or cuddly on a high scale.

Or the act of being excessively stupid.
Example 1:

Man: Have you seen those pictures of you last night?
Woman: No!?
Man: Yeah, you were such a meagle in them.

Example 2:

*After breaking her glass by dropping it"
Woman: Oops! I'm such a meagle!
by Hadouken!93 August 8, 2011
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Weiner Measles

The generic, nondescript term for any of a host of venereal diseases (STD's), especially those which cause some sort of eruption on the penis.
James: I would stay away from her. She's hot and all, but...

Bill: But what?

James: You'll probably end up with a scorching case of weiner measles.
by JoeFriday July 20, 2009
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meatless burrito

Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.
Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.
by Meaty Burrito September 11, 2016
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Meegles

He practiced his meegles so often, when I was on top I could feel his balls touch my ass .
by Meegle Master December 12, 2017
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mergles

General frustration with any situation and or the dissatisfaction of the world laying down on you.
A lovely young woman in a beautiful white evening dress is the unsightly victim of an automobile splashing street water all over her.

"Mergles," is her response.
by Nicholaskun November 13, 2006
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