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Matingle

That stuff that comes from undesirable places and likes to reside in the most inconvenient places imaginable. It is generally sticky and unpleasantly odorous.
Oh frick, I Have matingle on my shoe.

I woke up the morning/afternoon after the party with a bunch of matingle on my face.

You just spilled the barrel of matingle all over the carpet!
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Mingles

1.One who is constantly mingling, usually awkward and/or eccentric. The one person in the room people usually do not want to be there, but still keeps showing up at the most inopportune time.

2. A nickname for a person with the last name "Ingles", and a first name starting with "M"
1. *whispered frantic yell* Mingles! Fuck! It's Mingles!

2. That Mingles guy is such a mingles!
by Tobias Longshot November 16, 2010
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mcdongles

Slang for McDonald's, home of the worst hamburgers and the greatest chance of food poisoning.
That sick shit at mcdongles kicked my ass.
by caliente horneo September 3, 2007
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Minglestaff

A minglestaff is when you have diarrhea, puke, shit, shart, fart, ejaculate, shit, and piss.
I was trying to take a piss earlier, but I made a minglestaff and my bathroom is a mess
by juicyzoo August 1, 2020
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McGigglestein

A rare creature that is found in the woods of downeast Maine. It's sole purpose in life is to mate. It's glasses use thermal energy to identify females to try and seduce for the purpose of mating. Through years of evolution it is developed pasty white skin due to it no longer needing to go outside. While it's a simple creature, it's able to trick inferior creatures to hunt for it. It's diet primarily consists of Brandy and any food provided by its trickery. It's known for its unique trail of greasy residue it leaves anywhere it touches.
"I was outside drinking by the fire and I heard something it the woods, I think it might be a McGigglestein"
by erinnn12 April 13, 2017
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Mingles

Perving on little girls or even little boys.
Has no social life and looks out their window with binoculars for women with prams.
That Matt guy is such a mingles.
by IngramDiss August 14, 2009
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Memingless

An adjective describing a meme that is rendered meaningless, annoying, ridiculous, or ignorant due to content or imagery that is erroneous, factually inaccurate, or logically unsound.
To enjoy the benefits of social media, one must endure all the memingless posts, like alternative facts.
by Effen Amadeus von Paxton February 6, 2017
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