Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

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McDangles

The nickname given to people in sports such as hockey and soccer, who are excellent and getting around other players or the goaltender (also known as someone who can "deke").

Wow, the way he moves, we should call him McDangles.

by Skijt November 27, 2007

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mangled

when u smoke so much dope ur passed bein stoned. u can hardly see coz u hav no eyes.

oh man im propa mangled i cant see

by yo yo yo December 4, 2004

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mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

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