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McMuff Diving

The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and English muffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. A must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.
I'm so glad I made it on time for McDonald's breakfast. What's a Sunday morning with the the Wall Street Journal and a little Mcmuff diving?
by Dlinkquent June 16, 2009
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Egg McMuffin

The superior. The best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn't the actual thing by which the example is set.
That was the Egg McMuffin of weed, my man!
by UnevenHaircut January 11, 2012
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Mcnuffin

When a mcdonalds worker gives you a mcmuffin but forgets to put anything on the inside resulting in just 2 tiny ass muffin buns
I couldn't satify my hunger need because that dumb mother fucker gave me a Mcnuffin
by Tsidders June 28, 2009
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mcguffies

Yet another slang term for womens breasts.
She's got some nice mcguffies
by Duncan September 16, 2005
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MacDuff's

An exorbitantly over-priced shit hole of a restaurant located on the corner of 4th and Pine St. in Jamestown NY. Owned by a pompous, senile, and downright unpleasant crazed man affected by severe PTSD, MacDuff's is infamous for catering to approximately 50 gullible, senile, and rich old people annually, as well as being one of the greater rip-offs in the western hemisphere. No one likes the place, except those whose brains have become victim to severe atrophy and are lured into the establishment by the aforementioned owner's domineering demeanor. MacDuff's is one of those places that would be better off not existing, along with the assface of an owner.
Hey, what smells like rotten fish, death, cold cream, and napalm???

Oh, it's only MacDuff's. You get used to it after a while.
by 3rd St. Cowboy May 25, 2010
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McMuffin

A word to call a close friend or a loved one.
McMuffin! I'm so happy you're home!
by rach9495 June 14, 2010
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mcduffy

Ice Cream of any flavor smudged between 2 rather large size cookies of any flavor or mixtures.
Jimbo looked East as the wind blew gently acrossed his brow, tell him yellow aint the color, "you all sell them ice cream cookies?", "ah yes, Mcduffy's, isle 4"
by Damien Williams September 12, 2008
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