slapstick mcconaughey 

a no-name person, usually used in a derogative way; someone who tries to be bigger than they are, but comes across as stupid.

A naked man runs by screaming, "Freedom!"

Tim: (choking on a milkshake) Woah! Who the hell was that?
Adam: I don't know, some slapstick mcconaughey...
Tim: What?

slapstick mcconaughey by Jerk McGuirk July 16, 2008

Matthew McConaughey 

Appearing to be a good actor by being in good movies without actually being a good actor

Tom Cruise is a Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey by MurphQuake February 4, 2014

Matthew Mcconaughey 

1. An actor with OK looks, and a part in interstellar.
2. The guy that said: "Alright Alright Alright!"

1. "Matthew Mcconaughey sucked in interstellar, Man."
2. "Class, today we'll be learning about boring useless shit"

"Alright alright alright!"

Matthew Mcconaughey by RDDemon August 8, 2016

McConaughey 

McConaughey or The McConaughey is an alternative term referring to anal sex.

My girlfriend bent over and asked for The McConaughey.
I tried to McConaughey your sister last night, but she said, "No."

McConaughey by Ealaionta January 11, 2008

McConaughey 

An actor or actress who continues to get A-list roles despite the fact that their films repeatedly bomb. To be a McConaughey, an actor or actress has their star-making role, followed by flop after flop to the point where audiences question why the performer continues to receive high-profile roles. Named after Matthew McConaughey, an actor dubbed as a rising star after his performance in Dazed and Confused, and continually called one despite the fact that every movie he has ever starred in (outside of romantic comedies) has flopped horribly.

Other examples of McConaugheys are Colin Farrell, Josh Hartnett, Orlando Bloom, and Halle Berry. The list of McConaugheys continually change and are always up for debate. Being a McConaughey is not permanent. The most famous example of an actor managing to reverse McConaughey status is Heath Ledger. Ledger was a McConaughey to the point of almost replacing McConaughey as the prime example until he starred in Brokeback Mountain.

McConaughey by robsul82 December 24, 2008

Mcconaugheyed 

When someone experiences the wrath and almighty force of Matthew McConaughey in a movie.

In the movie Lincoln Lawyer that guy gets Mcconaugheyed.

Hey Tom! Did you see the way that guy got handled? He was McConaugheyed!

Mcconaugheyed by Rockybaboo June 10, 2017

McConaughey'd 

When your chick opens the door at a party and is instantly overwhelmed by an overly charismatic and outgoing bro, who is generally taller and more handsome than you than you - and will attempt to fuck her on site regardless of your presence.

Sad Bro: Bro, were you at Jay's party last weekend?
Normal Bro: No
Sad Bro: Fucking Burt Reynolds was

there.
Normal: Fuck out of here.
Sad bro: Yeah, totally McConaughey'd my chick. She's moving out.

McConaughey'd by FinkleisEinhorn August 6, 2017