McConaughey'd

When your chick opens the door at a party and is instantly overwhelmed by an overly charismatic and outgoing bro, who is generally taller and more handsome than you than you - and will attempt to fuck her on site regardless of your presence.

Sad Bro: Bro, were you at Jay's party last weekend?
Normal Bro: No
Sad Bro: Fucking Burt Reynolds was

there.
Normal: Fuck out of here.
Sad bro: Yeah, totally McConaughey'd my chick. She's moving out.

by FinkleisEinhorn August 6, 2017

matthew mcconaughey'd

As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.

Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!

by AppleDapple May 30, 2016

McConaughey

To think out loud while obviously stoned

Joe loves to McConaughey in his new Buick, must be because he's tripping balls all the time

by preppyaf February 17, 2015

McConaughey

a bong rip taken in the nude. An allusion to Matthew McConaughey's arrest for possession of marijuana while taking bong hits and playing bongo drums in the nude.

I woke up on Friday at 11 am, and started my day with a couple of McConaugheys.

by OsirusR July 17, 2009

to McConaughey

To enjoy the gifts life has brought you. Named after actor Matthew McConaughey who seems to be genuinely aware of the extraordinary lucky turns his life took and fully enjoys them. Everybody can be a McConaughey; it's just a matter of enjoying what's at hand and not focusing on what's still missing.

Joe: I'm under terrible stress, life's such a bitch...
Sam: Man, look at yourself! You need a fresh perspective. Life's a gift and you should enjoy it every once in a while. You gotta learn to McConaughey more!
Tim: Yeah, McConaughey the day!

by BusyC March 31, 2008

McConaughey

A guy that always finds an excuse to take his shirt off is "pulling a McConaughey".

My neighbor goes to the mailbox shirtless everyday, just to give the neighborhood yentas something to meow about....I swear that guys is "pulling a McConaughey".

by dehubb133 October 16, 2008

mcconaugheyed

To be as high as Matthew McConaughey is all the time

If the cops have to break down your door because you're playing bongos naked, you're McConaugheyed

by Ghengis Dong February 25, 2008