When your chick opens the door at a party and is instantly overwhelmed by an overly charismatic and outgoing bro, who is generally taller and more handsome than you than you - and will attempt to fuck her on site regardless of your presence.
Sad Bro: Bro, were you at Jay's party last weekend?
Normal Bro: No
Sad Bro: Fucking Burt Reynolds was
there.
Normal: Fuck out of here.
Sad bro: Yeah, totally McConaughey'd my chick. She's moving out.
Normal Bro: No
Sad Bro: Fucking Burt Reynolds was
there.
Normal: Fuck out of here.
Sad bro: Yeah, totally McConaughey'd my chick. She's moving out.
by FinkleisEinhorn August 06, 2017
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