Tom Cruise is a Matthew McConaughey
by MurphQuake February 05, 2014
The tendency to be attracted almost solely to complete douchebags. The Douchettracted has suffered greatly because of this disease yet makes no change in their station in life. Douchettraction is thought to be 100% fatal to human beings.
WTF, over. Has your Douchettraction reached a new low? This guy is a complete douchebag but until you realized the depths of his douchebaggery you had no interest in him. You need professional help.
by murphquake July 31, 2009
The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.
Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence
by murphquake August 21, 2009